The WÜRST.  Or The Greatest? 

Classic! 

"Clean" version shown here; NSFW version HERE!

100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton.

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100% ring-spun LIGHTWEIGHT (30/1 thread count) tee. Highest quality durable, yet lightweight cotton feel. Ladies sizes available! LS are pre-order only. 

Please note: this item is on pre-order, ships mid-AUGUST!